There's An Idiot At Our Table
There's an idiot at the table
Talkin', talkin', talkin'
He's gibberin' like at Babel
Everyone else is baulkin'
Who could that idiot be?
There's an idiot here at table
Yackin', yackin', yackin',
Like an animal oot an auld fable
He could dae wi' a darn guid smackin'
Where could our prattler be?
A stupid tum-rumblin' eedyott
Who e'er could he possibly be?
Aw naw, aw naw, that blitherin' idiot
I realise, red-faced, 'tis me.
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My carefully thought-out insights are absolutely brilliant right up until the moment they leave my lips whereupon a remarkable transformation takes place, they transform into horseshit.
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It has taken an inordinately long time to accept the accolade bestowed upon me by my friends: "Nutcase".
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