WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE between a shovel and a spade?
The opposite of a house is a dimple on the sea
What is the difference between a vale and a glade?
The opposite of a Pyramid is the inside of a pea.

What does it take to catch a monkey?
What should I do with a knife and a fork?
What does it take to conquer a country?
What should I do with a pound of pork?

What is the difference between a street and a road?
The opposite of a city is a grain of sand
What is the difference between a frog and a toad?
The opposite of a vacuum is the human hand.

What does it take to tame a mare?
What should I do with a silver spoon?
What does it take to grow your hair?
What should I do with the midnight moon?

What is the difference between opinion and knowledge?
The opposite of a prison is a smiling whale.
What is the difference between a school and a college?
The opposite of bombing is a little puppy's tail.
	
Can you have a sandwich without any filling?
Can you have restaurants that never serve meals?
Can you have battles without any killing?
Can you have a bicycle without any wheels?	

What is the difference between bland and tasty?  
What should I do when I'm ordered to stand?
What does it take to make a good whiskey?  
What should I do with a gun in my hand?

What is the difference between a friend and a spy?
The opposite of an ocean is a missing sock
What is the difference between a bond and a tie?
The opposite of a mountain is the ticking of a clock

Can we have operas where nobody sings?
Can you converse when you haven't got a head?
Can we have planes without any wings?
How would we know if everyone were dead?

What does it take to open a door?
What should I do when I have a big win?
What does it take to cause a great war?
Do you think I should chuck this scrap in the bin?