S A M A N T H A

Georgie Porgie Pudding And Samantha

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie

Kissed Samantha and made her sigh

Samantha waved her knickers in the air

The sniggering rascals trooped up her stair

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie

Stood on the cliff and wanted to die.

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LX        

FREEDOM?

“Divorce! Divorce! I need a divorce!”

“But you've never been married, stupid.”

“Why, I forgot, that's true of course!”

“And now you've shot the cupid. ”

I told her I loved her and awaited the echo but all that I got was a slap.

-oOo-

I really was faithful, yet the intensity of accusation makes me doubt myself.

LX