BREAK

  IT?

Diana: Final Answer?

  Accident, Conspiracy, Destiny?  

England has raised her anchors and sails, she’s awa’ tae a gran’ new place

Scotland has bought many thousan’ ae rockets, we’ll heave oorsel’s aff intae space

Jibe at the Germans, f**t at the French, Danes and Dutch be dammed

We dinnae need none o’ yous, we’re better aff wi’out a’ you, our li’l ol’ island is crammed

From out o’ the glacier the "Iceman" rose, he revealed an interesting tale

Since earliest times we’ve criss-crossed our lands, oft in the name of a sale

“I’ll join you for dinner” “fetch your children” without making first an agreement

Does that sound fair? Do you know what to expect? Understanding brings surely ennoblement

“J’aime La France,” “Deutschland ist schön,” “L’Italia e molto belissimo”

Am I truly to believe my future and yours is nowt but roulette in a casino?

America welcomes us with open arms, the Russians could eat us for breakfast

Warmongers are eager to buy up our arms, India is poised to move fast

Once upon a time knights rode the realms, peasants fought beside them to conquer

Our world today is a fragile web, a mistake and we all drown together

The Super Rich may think they are safe, "It's a game and a sport to exploit"

When a nation's professionals are stripped of their homes who knows where their daggers will point

D-Day won us our last great crisis, years of preparation and a jolly big surprise

We (just) won the war, but look what followed? It's the 'Other Side' who today holds 'The Prize'.

Mountains and coastlines, cities and forests, whaddya mean, "we'll sever all ties"?

"We'll break from Europe without a plan!" Does that sound to you clever or wise?

A 'Hidden Agenda'? Secret agreement? Is the truth that our leaders are stuck?

Or "Mushroom Management" that established tradition, "keep 'em in the dark 'n' chuck in some muck"?

"NEW AGREEMENTS" the time is ripe, the "Union of Crowns" and the EEC

1707, 1971, wars and revolutions, can nobody see?

A vision for society, new structures and strength? No chance of that if the Dark Hand rules

Industrialisation: a weapon of exploitation? Is "Utopia" nowt but a fantasy for fools?

"Bye Bye Europe" the people have spoken, pipers and drums lead us into the mist

Cannon, claymor, florin and groat, Trafalgar and Charlie - now history's new twist?

Raise the draw-bridge, portcullis the tunnel, re-invent parliament, banking and trade?

Seize our chance to start afresh, before long "those foreigners" will beg us for aid?

Scour the world, examine the books, our brand new land many nations will enrich

United States, hundreds of countries, they'll flock to our isles to learn from our switch

England "The Capital" for the study of language, Ireland for literature, diplomacy and negotiation

Wales the heart for all the world's music, Scotland The Centre for Quality And Evaluation.*

►BREXIT HATCHET:
    Westminster must surely be the only government in global history to have, in effect, imposed sanctions against her own country. ►  

Postscript 2021:

It’s Boris’ Cabinet Meeting, bring champagne! Whiskey! Gin!

“Agenda: get yersel’ sozzled,” says the PM with a mischievous grin

It’s an ordinary workaday event, how dare you say anything’s amiss

What better way to seal an agreement than to give your colleagues a kiss

Bring your lovers and mistresses, your dogs are welcome too

Cheers to a snog and a cuddle, wink wink at the bathroom queue

Overwear, underwear, blouses and trousers, the cleaners’ll pick it all up

We’re dancing outside in the sunshine to celebrate our ’66 World Cup

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